Brian Fellows is not a registered zoologist
Former Saturday Night Live cast member Tracy Morgan, now of NBC’s “30 Rock” fame, returned to the SNL stage this weekend as host. And he was funny.
Of course they started the show with my favorite Morgan skit from day’s gone by, that is, “Brian Fellows’ Safari Planet.“
Poor Brian Fellows. He knows nothing about the science of animals. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God’s creatures. Poor Brian Fellows. He sure does make people with just a sixth grade education look stupid. He sure does wear a lot of lip gloss. (Pretty sexy, actually).
And those damn animals, they sure are conceited, especially the baby cow that was his guest the other night.
“For a baby, she sure has a big head,“ Brian Fellows says. “I bet that cow is all stuck up with that big head.“
All of the animals have it out for him. Imagine, an arrogant calf. True story.
Now say it loud, “I’M BRIAN FELLOWS.“ It’ll drive your husband crazy.
Posted by Allison Brophy Champion at 05:35 PM.